Good Shit – Defecation-Induced Orgasm – Case Study Overview

Well, let me first tip my hat to Scicurious at Neurotopia, for finding this study and writing a hilarious (and recommended) post about it. Since I’m not a scientist (yet!) and yet, I’m a big fan of science and weird news, I just had to post this!

The article in question is about a case study of a 70-years old man who complained of overall fatigue. Apparently, the fatigue resulted from disproportionate feelings of ecstasy during and following defecation (or, as we here on earth say it: “taking a crap”).

Now, now, some of you might say: “that daft geezer, getting off every time I take a crap is a childhood dream of mine” – and that’s actually not too far off my mark, at least.  However, the poor chap did take his time until he braced himself to complain, and for a plausible reason: getting off so often (and at that age) is tiring, exhausting, even – but you have to admit, there ARE worse problems.

The research team suggested an explanation for this curious abnormality – Mister Loveseat here had his prostate removed a few years back, which led the team to speculate that the prostatectomy did something cruel and unusual to his seminal vesicles and/or the touchy, sensitive nerves in the vicinity. Strong evidence for this hypothesis stems from the fact that when these two were removed (the poor guy is now a registered shooter of blanks) – the defecation-induced orgasms ceased.

I can’t help but feeling slightly sorry for the guy, but other than this study being hilarious, weird and puzzling, it’s also fascinating, because it leaves some unresolved questions that the researchers couldn’t pin down:

what on earth made him climax only when he defecated (but not, say, when he badly had to urinate)? How come he climaxed but not ejaculated? He still had his seminal vesicles, and their removal ceased his strange symptom, and yet, no eggnog.

I couldn’t help thinking to myself whether it’d be possible to voluntarily have “seminal vesicles enlargement surgery” – considering the fact that enlargement of said vesicles results in killer orgasms (easily triggered even in the loo) – I can safely predict it would also result in eternal sexual glee (or at least, awesome sex with practically everyone/thing).

Well, a boy can dream.

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3 Responses to “Good Shit – Defecation-Induced Orgasm – Case Study Overview”

  1. uzza Says:

    ROFLMAO!!! speechless

  2. Freidenker Says:

    Yeah, fucking LOL!

  3. Nessa Says:

    Awesome! This is a story for christmas. 😀

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